JunXiang

MOVED

2009-11-28T23:21:00.005+08:00

Decided to move out of boredom and impulse and also because i'm at home with nobody around and that makes me crazy and makes me think a lot. click here.

Voice of MRT

2009-11-28T18:52:00.000+08:00

Voice of MRT!

2009-10-25T21:44:00.000+08:00

Bitch.

TAXI DRIVER WITH PhD from Stanford

2009-08-15T12:33:00.000+08:00

THIS IS HIS BLOG.

http://taxidiary.blogspot.com/
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http://taxidiary.blogspot.com/
http://taxidiary.blogspot.com/

A MUST READ. VERY ADDICTIVE.
TAXI DRIVER IN SINGAPORE WITH PhD FROM STANFORD.

I've read all his entries and i must say, he is really a man.

2009-07-20T00:01:00.000+08:00

youshuttup!

2009-07-18T20:24:00.000+08:00

empty and dead.

2009-07-17T02:23:00.000+08:00

very very tired.

i wonder why people like revenge at all. it sucks.

2009-06-26T09:10:00.002+08:00

Michael Jackson
(August 29, 1958–June 25, 2009)

May God rest his soul.

Love his music.

2009-06-17T00:41:00.001+08:00

click for humor!

http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/06/40-people-wearing-t-shirts-they.html

2009-06-13T22:58:00.003+08:00

Mahjong session today.
Won only 1 game. How pathetic.
YS going to national slavery soon. cant wait to see his long hair gone!

have you chose your fb username yet?
visit mine!!
facebook.com/junxiang

2009-06-04T23:52:00.002+08:00

Let me share with you,
10 hilarious signs.
Enjoy!

2009-05-31T01:13:00.016+08:00

This is b voice singing to me on my birthday!

Brought to you by JX.

#1

haha. love you b!

2009-05-30T20:12:00.001+08:00

blogskin template v1.2

fixed bugs
added links to tabbed area

i am a really bo liao person.

2009-05-30T17:39:00.004+08:00

more pictures!!!

HHAHAHAHAHA OMG ZABID!!! DAMM FUNNY!!!!!1111

PHOTOs

2009-05-30T15:11:00.005+08:00

Photos long due.
like from months months ago.
may be even years.

check out my priceless expression!
cycling trip!

goofballs!
cycling trip #2

twirly-wirly!
lol.
ahhhhh, monsters vs aliens!
ti-ti-ti.

i love you baby.

2009-05-30T14:19:00.004+08:00

check out the new features in my blog.

blog updates v1.1

updated tagboard, facebook and archives location
smooth scrolling between tabs
top of page link added (look at your top right corner of your screen)

weee! total time-wasting i know.
got nothing to do, so i did that purely for fun.

2009-05-28T11:42:00.001+08:00

i just got a haircut,

that makes me look like a small kid.
seriously why do i look like a small kid with super short hair.

2009-05-23T11:52:00.007+08:00

i suppose this is late,
but better late then never ya?

baby bought me pedro shoes!

Suave Slip-On.

Now it's my turn. :p

Thank you girlfriend!

2009-05-12T18:54:00.003+08:00

Dr. Low Jun Xiang's

Quote of the day.

-If you need to do something and then plan to cover up what you just did, maybe you shouldn't do it.

Wah! Dr. Low is so wise!

ADILAH

2009-05-02T00:15:00.008+08:00

/edit: Baby wanted this post badly because she wants me to write somethings good to her, which i have to crack my brain, sell a finger and a tooth, suffer for 100 days and nights eating goat's liver for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

/edit2: she wants it in 500 words. OMG. hahaha.

Okay hot-stuff, today my theme of this post is...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

okay enough suspense, it's you! haha.

okay remember when we first met?
remember our first date?
remember our first kiss?
our first everything?

because i don't remember already. (just kidding)

First time i met you, it wasn't love at first sight.
I was thinking, hey that brace-girl sitting with a addicted-to-shopping tshirt looks like my classmate in secondary school man.

Well you are easily the best looking person in the class. (aside from me, of course :p)

slowly we became friends. yes slowly.

then from friends we became project mate!

and then we quarreled. i really forgot what happened. (honestly!) but you said it was over an eaten apple and me leaving you one side and talking to other girls. or so you claim. hahaha.

well anyway i'm really sorry for that. i hope we didn't squabble again but guess what, we did.
alot of times.

We fight and we love each other again. Like how the Sun rises and sets everyday. But after every fight, i loved you even more. much much more.

Remember our outings? Our first gifts to each other? Our first month-sary?

The bear and the flowers and the polo shirt you gave me?

And how we used to plan alternately for our monthly outings?

Ahh those times.

Now we are having attachment with each other. Aren't you sick of me?
Sweetie seriously, you're the one that brings me back. sometimes i wonder, you are just like my parents-substitute. You're the fire that keeps going in my hear. The one that makes me smile everytime i see you.

I travelled miles and miles to see you. or send you home. (omg this is getting mushy)

<---NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 16 AND ADULTS AGED >50--->

I love you.
I love you more than you do.
I love you more than you ever love yourself.

<---End--->

Sometimes i wonder why you loved me. like, at all?
even though i knew your reason, i still don't believe my luck.
you're like.. like the girl of my dreams.
the one every boy is talking about.
the one that turns guys heads.
but you're mine.

too bad dudes.

You know every now and then, i see you, and i laugh!
hahaha you know why?

you do? cause i don't.

and you might be smelly, disgusting, gross, and ego(yes you are, don't deny it)
but to me, you are just my princess.

I will always love you like i always did.

Jun Xiang

p/s: This post is exactly 500 words excluding this post script note.

p/p/s: I love you. Now it's 507 words.

2009-04-29T16:14:00.001+08:00

ya like always, you assume.
always.

i have nothing to say.

2009-04-28T23:53:00.001+08:00

where the fuck is my bloody spectacles!

and please stop! i'm already at the corner! what you want me to do now? dig a mouse hole to hide myself?

2009-04-21T22:15:00.002+08:00

Part-Time Job during the holiday: 8 April - 19 April.
School starts: 20 April 2009.
Internship starts: 21 April 2009
Internship ends: no idea.
Major Project ends: 28-8-2009

Yay! I'm attached to Secret Recipe!

First they told us we were selected at woodlands, and then now changi airport.
which is good because of traveling distance, but it will be more challenging.

i need money.

2009-04-06T23:06:00.002+08:00

the reason why i do never mention you here is because
i'm afraid that once i do,

i will mention not only the good stuff - but the bad stuff about you.
it's a trap. and that will hurt you more.
i've already explained it to you. hope my header makes you smile.

ilu ad.

2009-03-31T16:10:00.004+08:00

Hi people!

I'm selling Microsoft Office for Mac 2008, Home & Student Edition

Including inside are 3 licenses, but one is already used up.

Bought it at retail price at SGD$269.00

Selling away only 1 license @ $269.00 / 3 = SGD$89.67

Price negotiable.

Email me at junxianglow@gmail.com

2009-03-28T22:51:00.002+08:00

tell me what should i do now?
i need help.
like, seriously

2009-03-26T20:06:00.001+08:00

this is so nice to type in.
adilah slept and she is lazy to come out to cycle with me.

2009-03-23T00:40:00.002+08:00

Am i always late?
i ask myself.
when i'm in secondary school, i'm late for only 3-5 times the whole 4 years.!

in poly,
I'm late at least once every 2 weeks!
okay, at least once every week.

church stats at 1130am
my family reached at 1230 because yours truly woke up late, ate breakfast, got ready slowly.
haha and i insisted that we take public transport instead of cabbing there.

and i skip like 70% of church class.

why am i late? who is the one who cultivate it into me? i wonder.
is it you? yes are you the one?
or is purely me? even if someone even cultivates and drilled into my brain,
i only have myself to blame. =/

i really want school to start. i want my old life back.
poor guy.

2009-03-19T22:57:00.002+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0HNWto0UY

2009-03-19T13:41:00.001+08:00

haha i'm at the library using the internet waiting for adilah as usual.

2009-03-14T20:10:00.002+08:00

No idea why there's a fianancial crisis?

Watch this very visually created video.

Warning: Not for people who do not bother about the crisis.

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

2009-03-11T21:48:00.001+08:00

resulttttttsssssss.

lame results.

2009-03-10T23:04:00.000+08:00

sfjsd;lfkj4t9uwetw9tsdlkfjw2thweflkjadsfaksjdas;fmq

2009-03-08T23:08:00.000+08:00

pain, pain go away.
go far far away.
never ever come back again.

2009-03-05T14:16:00.004+08:00

Remember the guy you see in the cinemas advertising for the VISA card?

his name is matt, check out where he really was in this video.

very happy video.

check it out.

embed the youtube vid in HD, might take awhile longer than usual. :P

2009-03-04T11:16:00.002+08:00

Year 2.2 of my school has ended.

Schooling keeps getting faster, and faster.

used to be 6 years and then 4.

now 3.

and thereafter 2 years of service to the nation.

very soon. very soon.

soon friends will have their own families.

soon our turn will eventually come.

oh so soon.

what's in store for me?

i wonder.

2009-01-29T21:40:00.001+08:00

adilah is being a nuisance.
get lost la.
meanie.

2008

2008-12-25T02:57:00.002+08:00

Merry Christmas!

My dad bought my mum a new microwave oven!
Can't wait to cook pizza in it. heh.

retardation!

2008-12-22T00:06:00.002+08:00

OMGOSH

2008-12-11T23:59:00.000+08:00

watch this VIDEO.
wtfffbbq!!!!

2008-12-09T09:14:00.001+08:00

before i go for my term test paper,
i have to blog about this.
really funny.
___________________________

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

TERM TEST

2008-12-08T23:36:00.003+08:00

every tp-ian's blog i go, i see
the same two words

TERM TEST

term test here, oh, term test there.
i want to join the the term test blogging also! if not, no readership on my blog. but oh well.
my blog is already dead. i doubt anyone reads it anymore. hah.

i want a DSLR! Nikon D90 please. Anybody nice out there, please be my santa and buy for me ya?
i'll lay out cookies and milk!

2008-12-07T12:10:00.001+08:00

Only Time - Enya

JOKE!

2008-11-16T17:33:00.001+08:00

Rank in Army
PTE

Tries to run fast but not fit enough.
Gets pushed out of planes but dunno how to use a parachute.
Obeys orders immediately.
Driven to work in Mercs and BMWs by mom and dad.
Forced to give USMS suggestions.
Always kena arrow to do everything.
Treated like a slave and paid like one.

LCP and CPL

Runs fast but never fast enough.
Pushes PTEs out of planes and wait for their turn to be pushed.
Obeys orders after some protesting.
Drives WRXes and EVOs to work (paid by F&M finances).
Forces PTEs to give USMS suggestions.
Gives most minor arrows to PTEs but swallows the major ones.
Treated like a slave but paid better than one.

Specs

Can run fast but must slow down for RECs and PTEs.
Pushes CPLs and below out of planes before jumping out themselves.
Obeys orders but tries to cut corners.
Takes bus and MRT to work (stay-in wat).
Tasked to come up with 50 USMS suggestions (regardless of how they do it).
Takes arrows with much protest but 'sub-contracts' to CPL and below.
Works like a foreman and paid like one.

People we work for:

2LT

Runs faster than a speeding bullet.
Jumps out of planes without a parachute on!
Obeys orders immediately.
Rides on motorcycles to work.
Involved actively in WITS activities.
Always kena arrow as secretary at meetings.
Overworked and underpaid.

LTA

Slightly slower than a speeding bullet.
Jumps out of planes with a parachute on.
Obeys orders with a slight delay.
Drives a second-hand MAZDA 323 to work.
Organises WITS activities.
Always kena arrow as secretary at meeting when 2LT not present.
Overworked and underpaid.

CPT

Runs when he sees a speeding bullet.
Jumps out of planes with 2 parachutes.
Obeys orders after breakfast and newspaper.
Drives a first-hand MAZDA 323 (SAF veh loan) to work.
Facilitates WITS activities.
Arrow 2LT/LTA as secretary for meetings.
Underworked and overpaid.

MAJ

Runs slightly faster than an empty cartridge.
Jumps out of planes on the runway.
Obeys orders after several questions.
Drives a brand new HONDA ACCORD to work.
Drives everybody out of their WITS.
Tell the CPT to arrow 2LT/LTA to be secretary for meetings.
Seldom works but always paid.

COL

Exempted from running & IPPT.
Exempted from broad jump & IPPT.
Issues orders but doesn't obey them.
Exempted from driving.
Exempted from WITS activities.
Couldn't care less who secretary is.
Create work and gets paid.

GEN

Jogs occasionally when he feels like it.
Issues orders and people jumps.
Orders lunch & dinner thru PA (personal assistant).
Practices driving on the golf course.
Opens WITS exhibitions.
Don't even know if the gathering is a meeting or not.
Watches people work and gets paid.

9th Month!

2008-11-16T02:21:00.002+08:00

2008-11-11T21:41:00.002+08:00

Forgive and forget and never let past experience harm you again.

Expectations are the bane of the relationships.

The way to know true and selfless love is rather than trying to change the one you love to fit you way, change instead your way to fit the one you love.

2008-11-04T22:09:00.001+08:00

talk about having space for one more.

2008-10-29T16:55:00.001+08:00

this is why i dread going to school.

2008-10-29T00:46:00.003+08:00

i've been bombarded thur forums, emails and facebook groups to sign this petition.

its a petition to lower down bus fares for poly student.
JC/ITE get such cheap bus ride fares, why not us.

sign the online petition here.

2008-10-28T00:26:00.003+08:00

I'm very worried about this.

and i found out a very useful website for anyone that has a poor sense of direction.
find your way around here.

2008-10-19T00:10:00.001+08:00

2008-10-18T19:04:00.002+08:00

i really dread going to school.
afraid of the unknown.

i need assurance.

2008-10-18T01:15:00.002+08:00

for the first time in my whole entire life,

i dread going to school.

like seriously.

i didnt even complain or give a boo-hoo when i was in kindergarten.
but now.

damm.

2008-10-09T00:01:00.005+08:00

haha, so i was browsing thru the internet and i saw this header:
100 tips to love.

so i clicked on it and i read it.
and and
the 100 tips turned out to be those kind you'll see in friendsters bulletin.
those cheesy lines that are posted by young cheena girls or gina-guys.

but i saw this one line that made me laugh.

Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

haha.

2008-10-08T23:44:00.001+08:00

2008-10-08T17:17:00.003+08:00

2008-10-08T16:58:00.002+08:00

be somebody you are.
do not pretend you are somebody you are not.
.
.
i rather be hated for who i am then who i am not.

stick to the status quo!

semester is starting and i have still got lots of things left to buy.
argh i need money!
when is it coming in?

2008-10-04T23:34:00.002+08:00

if only.

.
.

my life has a soundtrack playing.
while doing my thing.
it would make like more meaningful.
you know for example when you're doing your exam.
and a track plays a song for triumph and victory.
ahh..

.
.
music.
bless me.

IT Fair.

2008-09-01T21:56:00.002+08:00

i feeeel shiok.
i rest like a pig and eat like a pig today.
woot shiok!

4 days in IT fair. 1 word.
TORTUROUS.

my legs are still feeling the aftermath of standing.
with not enough rest.

sold quite a few sets.
commission quite good.
in fact, this company is quite generous in their pay.

however, on the 4th day.
i became the bad guy.
because of HAZIQ

Haziq, if you're reading this,
you suck man. lol.
for coming late!
but still, quite a experience right?

so as usual,
i will meet haziq
at tampines interchange at 930am.

he freakingly woke up at 1030.
weare supposed to be there at 1050am.
latercomers will be SENT HOME.

so yeah.
i covered his asss.
i told my leaders and the boss.
that he is in the toilet.

i lied, of course.
haziq was in fact, still on the train.

then they found out that i lied.
conspiracy.
they threatened to fire me with no pay for all the work.
knn.
so i told the truth.

so to compensate them i have to sell 8 sets.
the only promoter that has a target.
shit man.

i was put in a spot. yet again.
where friends vs. work.

it happened to me before.
it happened to me again.

i was suppose to either tell the truth, but risking haziq not working and saving my ass.
or i am to continue to lie, in which case both of us will be sent home and and i will be fired without pay.

ahh. the choices.
but all went well.
haziq is one lucky guy.
boss allowed him to come back.
although he already send a few later comers home already.

ahhh. i'm still relieved nothing bad as come out with it.

this is one exprenience in my working life, i will never forget.
i feel better now.
now that i wrote it down.
that i have lifted it out of my chest.

i wish you were there on sunday.
there to tell me,
everything's fine.

but no,
you thought i wasn't being serious.
you felt sad.

ahh. save me please.
somebody.

2008-08-19T00:44:00.003+08:00

people change.
yes they do and they always do.
sometimes to make others happy, or sometimes sad.
it's no wonder why most memories are always happy.
and the present plainly just sucks.

humans learn things.
but how long they take to learn is another point.
how long they will take to understand.
some people take so long to understand,
by the time they do.
it's just too late.

so always understands fast.
even if it's hard.
just give it a try.

2008-08-03T00:18:00.003+08:00

i just want to share your pain.
just want to help.
just want to make you feel happy.

maybe it's just best if i keep my bloody mouth shut.
and just bear with it.

2008-07-01T01:05:00.002+08:00

It's been awhile since i just left my thoughts out here.
i'm actually quite surprised i've been doing homework! (laughs!)
yes serious. i've been doing homework and had not been playing games.
okay maybe just a lil.

anyway i want to swim. who wants to swim with me?

2008-06-17T01:58:00.001+08:00

OUR BLOG

2008-05-17T12:49:00.001+08:00

thank you bizen!
for the whipped cream and durian cake.
you guys are the best. (:

2008-05-11T19:19:00.001+08:00

2008-05-11T03:25:00.001+08:00

Happy Mother's Day, mom. :D

2008-05-05T23:48:00.002+08:00

i clicked around the web and i saw this - my Gemini horoscope.

The Bottom Line

Today will trickle by slowly, but it's a good opportunity to learn about patience.

In Detail

The hours today will trickle by at the pace of molasses in December, but that isn't a bad thing. A slow day is a great way to learn how to have more patience. There won't be much change or movement in any direction today, but that doesn't mean you can't have a perfectly fine time anyway. Accept the day for what it is -- not very exciting. You will be surprised at how calm you feel. It's only when you struggle against something you can't changes that you feel stress.

oh so how true this is.
i usually don't believe these kinda stuff but i so now believe it today.
maybe just for today.

2008-05-03T10:52:00.002+08:00

my family watched power rangers mystic force while eating Macdonald's together.
haha.

oh and The Incredble Hulk movie is coming out again.
Nope it is not a sequel. It's a remake of the movie.
watch the trailer. it's cool.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/theincrediblehulk/

2008-05-02T00:47:00.002+08:00

wilson called me to work on labour day.
i said, wtf, tmr is labour day and you want me to work.
who works on labour day, you tell me.
from wiki:
Labour Day is an annual holiday celebrated all over the world that resulted from efforts of the labour union movement, to celebrate the economic and social achievements of workers.
lol
anyway i chose to stayed at home.
my nose's still leaking. but not so bad already. =]

some people are just nuisance.
was on the train to bugis.
was sitting down comfortably with no one beside me.
carriage quite mrt.
then, somewhere around bedok, this 30ish lao uncle come sit beside me.
and he's blasting off sounds from his sony erricson phone.
omg.
moreever the song are those soft-ass chinese shit. like those sung by fei yu qing or what.
to make matter worst. he sang to it.
double omgomg.
lao uncle already still want act punk.
and my in-ear ear piece was not working so i used those ordinary ear piece which doesn't cancel outside noise.
so, unfortunately, i couldn't properly appreciate my heavenly music and i have to endure.
i don't know why people like to blast thier music in trains or bus thinking thier song selections are appreciated by everyone. disgusting people.

okay anyway.
accompanied baby to collect her pay.
she is still as lovely as ever.

made a friend there at her workplace.
hah. i dont know why the new friend i made makes me wanna study hard even more.
but i think that feeling somehow would be temporary. =[
haha.

2008-04-30T23:16:00.003+08:00

facebook is getting cooler. woah.
you can chat with your friends online in your browser.
cool la.
too bad i'm not a facebokkkerrrr.

urgh. i feel terribleee.
my nose is leaking!
shit.
i feel sick. must be the weather.

oh and i was trying out the foot massage pebbles thing at tp with my shoes on
and i think i stepped on snails.
yes snails with a S.
many snails.
sorry snails =(. i didnt meant it.

and i super hate the psychology teacher.
he made me buy the student handbook. asshole.
but i see everything as a blessing in disguise.
so i ended up in the library after i bought my book with my friends.

2008-04-28T23:56:00.002+08:00

haha i'm tired.

today is music day.

touch the flute after 1 year. glad i didnt really go really rusty.
and and my piano teacher can't stand me already. haha.

oh well.

went to tp band today for a tune-in.
hah i miss the days in secondary school.

i swear shiyun looked like a tomato.
she's so red from suntanning.
and kok ming and wei hoe are just as funnnillyy lame as usual, which totally made my day today.

didnt pick up baby from work today. i'm sorry.
but yeah it's best not to for today.

i'm looking forward to my second week of year 2 in poly.
let's hope it's crazy.

2008-04-27T23:25:00.001+08:00

i feel lousy.

2008-04-27T13:17:00.001+08:00

first week of school is tiring.
both physically and mentally.
i need to rest badly.
anyone out there can teach me how to relax?

2008-04-21T13:49:00.002+08:00

I found this interesting article on the web.
This article is for reading pleasure only.
Don't ask questions on it. I won't answer you.

Science and God
'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'

'Yes sir,' the student says.

'So you believe in God?'

'Absolutely.'

'Is God good?'

'Sure! God's good.'

'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'

'Yes.'

'Are you good or evil?'

'The Bible says I'm evil.'

The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.

'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'

'Yes sir, I would.'

'So you're good...!'

'I wouldn't say that.'

'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and! maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'

The student remains silent.

'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

'Let's start again, young fella Is God good?'

'Er...yes,' the student says.

'Is Satan good?'

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'

'Then where does Satan come from?'

The student : 'From...God...'

'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'

'Yes, sir.'

'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'

'Yes.'

'So who created evil?' The pr! ofessor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evi l, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'

Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'

The student: 'Yes.'

'So who created them?'

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them?
There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.

'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'

The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'

The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'

'No sir. I've never seen Him'

'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'

'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'

'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'

'Yet you still believe in him?'

'Yes.'

'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'

'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'

'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'

'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'

'And is there such a thing as cold?'

'Yes, son, there's cold too.'

'No sir, there isn't.'

The professor turns to face the student, obvio! usly interested.
The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.

'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

'What about darkness, professor. Is there! such a thing as darkness?'

'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'

'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have Nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him.
This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'

'Yes, professor.. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time.
'Flawed? Can you explain how?'

'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student expla! ins. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'

'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'

'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do'

'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not tea! ching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the Commotion has subsided.

'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'

The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.

'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seem! s an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take th em on faith.'

'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'

Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'

To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.

God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart.. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'

The professor sat down.

2008-04-18T23:55:00.002+08:00

I dont know if you guys see this before but take a look.

2008-04-15T19:44:00.002+08:00

omg look at this link.
it shows people eating human babies.
fucking disgusting.

http://club.pchome.net/topic_10_127_10408__.html

f*ckf*ckf*ck.

2008-04-03T01:38:00.001+08:00

stupid guy!

2008-03-31T22:21:00.003+08:00

haha.
today as i was brushing my teeth.
i reached out for my cup.
then accdientally knock my brothers cup into the toilet bowl.
shit.
tmr tell him april fool.!
=p

hmm. who should i prank on tmr?
my friends call me out tmr.
must be a prank.
*on guard.

2008-03-30T15:46:00.002+08:00

alright.
no laptop sucks big time.
i hope they can do things a lil faster.
haha f**k blogger. does things so slow also.
aiyo.
everything like so slow.

i want to go ice skating!

who wants to go hp service center and kope all their free cakes and milo with me?

2008-03-29T23:33:00.001+08:00

why does it has to be this way?
i'm working hard.
really working hard.

i'll always be there for you.

2008-03-27T22:24:00.002+08:00

i got my pay!
woohoo.

okay to the next job!
sings: money, money, moneeehh!!

2008-03-23T12:21:00.002+08:00

i feel happy.
now that i know what i really want.

2008-03-22T00:13:00.002+08:00

argh. i can't believe it.
i couldn't sleep last night and on top of that.
when i finally went to sleep
a sharp squeezy pain on my right leg have to appear half hour into the sleep.
shit.
mum says it's cramp.
whatever.
i dont even know whats a cramp.

oh, entertain me please.

2008-03-16T21:00:00.000+08:00

i swear my parents are getting paranoid.

2008-03-01T19:08:00.004+08:00

hi people.
it's been a long while since i updated my blog.
so here i am.

been busy lately.
so yeah.

heard of the escaped JI person?
the most wanted man in singapore?
well, guess what.
few days back,
as i was walking thru bugis.
i will pass this busstop ah.
then right this person came down from the bus
he was
limping,dark skinned and looked like the wanted man.
the whole people at bustop pratically stop dead in their tracks,
with about half of a mind to call the police.
omg funny can you imagine the expression of the poeple in the bustop
but he is not luh.
so poor thing that man.

i need to find another work!
after my road show work i need to find another job.
so people, contact me if you have lobang alright.
thanks a bunch.

you brighten up my life! iloveyoualways.

2008-02-23T00:53:00.000+08:00

today is a special day.

you have no idea how much i love you.

2008-02-19T00:02:00.000+08:00

Updates!

2008-02-09T11:09:00.000+08:00

since i'm updating my blog template
i might as well update my blog.
check out the links on the bottom on every posts!
cool right.
i did it by myself!
well not exactly,
i did it with the help of google.

well, see you around people.

2008-02-07T22:42:00.000+08:00

and people out there you might wanna watch this video,
valentines coming.

2008-02-07T22:28:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year y'all!

okay so i didnt met my cousins for like
so long.
apparently when they saw me at my gramma's place
they go:
happy new year!
ni shi? (who are you? and what are you doing here! in chinese)

omg can.
wah lao. if it wasn't for my parents i would have been wrongly thought
as a stranger going to a random house collecting ang bao.
anyway.
saw lots of my cousins matured.
babies to choibu.
poor dressing to super rich branded materialistic dressing.

everyone is being a moron by comparing with each other about their children.
adults being childish.
oh my.

anyway exams are like so near.
i failed tests that are supposedly said to be helping us to revise.
argh.
study!

fuck it i must control myself.
control.
you know that wouldn't happen, junxiang.

2008-02-05T22:01:00.000+08:00

if(comprogassigment.length==0)

{

grades=0;

Boolean haveToGoToLessonsTillModulesEnds = true;

System.out.println(“Your GPA is so going down”);

}

else

{

Boolean feelingHappy=true;

Boolean feelingRelaxed=true;

System.out.println(“You have enough time to find a girlfriend!”);

}

also

if(GPA<3)

{

System.out.println(“Mum: Walau eh”);

Boolean quitSchool = true;

}

else

{

getMumToBuyMeAPSP();

}

fuck it.

My mind is all about java statements.

Sian.

Whats with the feeling of jealousy?

Junxiang, you lousy, ego, emo, stupid person.

You can do it.

You must.

Help~!

2008-02-03T17:16:00.000+08:00

Argh.

My laptop just crash.
data gone.
comprog not done.

fuck it.

2008-01-28T23:11:00.000+08:00

woot.

i'm not even studying but i stayed at the library till almost 9.

sounds weird?

haha. don't look down on me okay.

i go library one okay.

actually, we were rehearsing our skit for this Wednesday.

kinda nervous but, oh well.

today rehearsal is fucking hilarious.

i can't stand it.

lol.

it's fun lah.

i kept forgetting my lines and invent my own stupid lines.

xiao zuo is always blur, which is damn hilarious.

oh my goodness.

if i were to film it down.

i can say that the bloopers section will be longer then the actual skit.

haha.

well, anyway. it boils down to teamwork.

everyone is so willing to put in the effort.

ahh.

this gives me the feeling of friendship in NCO.

we were bonded so closely during our 5 day camp.

from totally strangers.

to super super close friends.

well i think when people get to interact under harsh conditions.

they can bond more than a normal friendship.

i'm so missing my NCO friends now.

oh well.

i cant think of what will happen when jap actually ends.

oh come on,

i just get really sentimental.

that's the real me.

i hate sending people to airport.

with the feeling of knowing that they wont be coming back.

oh well.

2008-01-26T00:26:00.000+08:00

scripts to memorise.
projects to complete.
clothes to buy.
hair to cut.
exams to study.

argh.
eh can someone help me buy contacts lens so
i will not sleep in class.
i don't know why but if i wear lenses i will be more alert.
which is stupid but yeah.

2008-01-24T22:27:00.001+08:00

aiya, must study hard already.
exams coming.
must study!

Looking for people to teach me qmethod from scratch.
i need help.
badly.
argh.

2008-01-23T22:15:00.001+08:00

as usual early in the morning,
i will walk to the bus stop.
then i will find a seat while waiting for dear 69 to come.
so i sat beside an old lady.
no idea who she is.
she turned and asked me:

ah mah: boy, you chinese or malay.
me: (wa lao, i chinese leh, must ask me this question meh?)
ya i chinese.
ah mah: why you wear like that to school?
me: err.. (i cannot wear like that meh?)
ah mah: orh, you poly ah no wonder.
poly can wear until like that ah?
me: ya. (what the hell is wrong with my dressing?)
ah mah: teacher no scold?
me: no.
ah mah: my son in poly also.
me: uh huh.
ah mah: you going army?
me: duh. (no lah, maybe i'll just spend 2 years fishing in east coast)
ah mah: my son just finish army. he rank high high.
me: uh. okay
ah mah: (sees 291 coming) buh bye.

although is like a normal coversation i can't help but think:
if only i can talk to my own ah mah in a language that we both understand.
my real ah mah only knows hokkein.
which i don't really know. but understand a little.
so every time we meet we say standard pharses since age 12( i swear.)

anyway went school.
ate pizza.
played cards.
studied, yes i studied.
had jap listening test.
hope i pass.
and end of school.

planned to go lan-ing with my classmates
but i gave it a pass.

woohoo, changed blogskin. for the fun of changing it.

2008-01-13T00:18:00.000+08:00

woot.
blog dead.
now, semi-dead.

alright, i've think i've lost touch to blog.
serously, i didnt have the interest to blog.
well,
since i'm so free now might as well update a bit.

well, EVEN if i want to update,
i find myself thinking what to write.
that's why.

i've changed my blog's song.
i'm so into it.
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love

2007-12-22T22:40:00.000+08:00

i'm somehow happy!
bought lots of things for christmas.
like, weee!

ok.
watched national treasure.
its really nice.

i spend lots and lots of $ this week.
ahhh.
must rest my wallet.
it has taken a huge blow.

idiot leong song knows my nets password,
i have to change it quickly.
stupid. but somehow we know each others passwords.
so whenever we buy things we kinda like enter their passwords for them.
and its not only 2 people. it's my whole clique.
wahaha. so i will never have shortage of money.
just have to borrow their nets cards!

i have lots of projects still not yet done.
oh my goodness.
i hope we can complete it.

oh and this is my 100th post,
which is kinda stupid as this blog started like 2005.
hah!

2007-12-21T00:57:00.000+08:00

blogging has been a bit of chore lately.
anyways,

went shopping with my friends on Monday,
bought clothes,
blah blah blah.

completed watching tsubasa chronicles,
both seasons 1 & 2.
looking for a nice anime to watch.

went for the bizen event.
slept over there.
as usual, i had fun. =]

lots of projects to be completed
and i can proudly say that
i have not done any single one. =x
i'm one of the leader of my Japanese class group and
i have not contacted them ever since the ice age.

oh, and adults out there.
please don't act like you what teens are experencing.
you'll just embarrassed yourself.
i hate them when they say 'oh, i know what you guys are going thru at the moment'
oh just shuddap.

Christmas is coming.
presents are expected. haha!
also looking for a nice place to countdown to year 2008!
if you do, please recommend!

2007-12-14T12:31:00.000+08:00

music really changes mood

check out this song:

play it after my blog's song finish!
it's really nice and sometimes i wonder why i didnt continue mastering flute.
totally waste of 4 years training.
well, guess i have to pick it up sometime in my life.